Sh*t Towns of New Zealand Number Two by Geoff Rissole

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More laid-back Kiwi humour from the team that devised the bestselling Sh*tTowns of New Zealand.

Based on the hugely popular Facebook page ‘Shit Towns of New Zealand’this is a detailed catalogue of shit towns and cities across Aotearoa.Naturally, the first volume was received as a literary masterpiece, taking homethe prestigious Poolitzer Prize, the Poobody Award and the Nobel Prize forShiterature.

The only people upset by the book were the residents of towns that we hadmissed out. There was only one course of action: we compiled all the towns andsuburbs that should probably have been in the first book, added in a bunch ofadditional material for Kiwis and visitors alike, and did a number two.

As well as hitting more towns, this book is an opportunity to share some ofthe eloquent fan mail that we have received from the erudite residents of thetowns we have reviewed (names may have been altered).

This is Shit Towns of New Zealand Number Two; a complete compendium of NewZealand's crappiest towns … continued.

More laid-back Kiwi humour from the team that devised the bestselling Sh*tTowns of New Zealand.

Based on the hugely popular Facebook page ‘Shit Towns of New Zealand’this is a detailed catalogue of shit towns and cities across Aotearoa.Naturally, the first volume was received as a literary masterpiece, taking homethe prestigious Poolitzer Prize, the Poobody Award and the Nobel Prize forShiterature.

The only people upset by the book were the residents of towns that we hadmissed out. There was only one course of action: we compiled all the towns andsuburbs that should probably have been in the first book, added in a bunch ofadditional material for Kiwis and visitors alike, and did a number two.

As well as hitting more towns, this book is an opportunity to share some ofthe eloquent fan mail that we have received from the erudite residents of thetowns we have reviewed (names may have been altered).

This is Shit Towns of New Zealand Number Two; a complete compendium of NewZealand's crappiest towns … continued.

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