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Nothing Significant To Report by Dario Nustrini

A Kiwi soldier's hilarious true stories of mischief and misadventure in the New Zealand Army

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Laugh-out-loud yarns from a soldier in the New Zealand Army

When new recruit Dario Nustrini's head was freshly shaved in preparation forthe army, he knew nothing about what training to fight, kill and die for NewZealand would look like. Since leaving leaving high school the year before, hehad been on a steady diet of spliffs, Speights and the occasional sandwich fromthe cafe he worked at as a waiter. He weighed about as much as an emptypillowcase, with slightly less insulation from the cold.

Nothing Significant to Report is the brilliantly entertaining and unvarnishedtruth of what life is like in the New Zealand Army. From back-breaking exercisesdesigned to make recruits spit the dummy to roleplaying in an SAS manhunt andaccidentally starting a rubbish fire in a military compound, these areself-deprecating tales of misfits, mischief and camaraderie.

When Dario is deployed to war-torn Iraq, what will he think of the role hehas spent five years preparing for?

Laugh-out-loud yarns from a soldier in the New Zealand Army

When new recruit Dario Nustrini's head was freshly shaved in preparation forthe army, he knew nothing about what training to fight, kill and die for NewZealand would look like. Since leaving leaving high school the year before, hehad been on a steady diet of spliffs, Speights and the occasional sandwich fromthe cafe he worked at as a waiter. He weighed about as much as an emptypillowcase, with slightly less insulation from the cold.

Nothing Significant to Report is the brilliantly entertaining and unvarnishedtruth of what life is like in the New Zealand Army. From back-breaking exercisesdesigned to make recruits spit the dummy to roleplaying in an SAS manhunt andaccidentally starting a rubbish fire in a military compound, these areself-deprecating tales of misfits, mischief and camaraderie.

When Dario is deployed to war-torn Iraq, what will he think of the role hehas spent five years preparing for?

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