Firebox: Penis Hot Water Bottle
The meat that heats
- Product SKU: 36062649
- Category: Boost All, Firebox, Gift Ideas, Gift Ideas for Best Friends, Novelty Gifts, Popular Gift Ideas, Valentine's Day Gifts
- The naughtiest way to keep warm
- Stay warm even in the most frigid of temperatures
- Perfect for spooning or tucking down your pants
- An ironic way to soothe period cramps
- No boyfriend? No problem
Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver nomore, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even inthe coldest of temperatures.
He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water beforegetting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill ofhaving your very own obscenely large, hot dick.
He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shapefor a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through theballs and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.
Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penisesdon’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big,its little grin would be the least of your problems…
Product features:
- Stay willy warm with this penis hot water bottle
- Bit of fun really
- Works the same as a normal hot water bottle
- With 125% more comedic value
Dimensions:
Measures approximately 60cm (H) x 39.6cm (W) x 3.8cm (D)
- The naughtiest way to keep warm
- Stay warm even in the most frigid of temperatures
- Perfect for spooning or tucking down your pants
- An ironic way to soothe period cramps
- No boyfriend? No problem
Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver nomore, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even inthe coldest of temperatures.
He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water beforegetting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill ofhaving your very own obscenely large, hot dick.
He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shapefor a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through theballs and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.
Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penisesdon’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big,its little grin would be the least of your problems…
Product features:
- Stay willy warm with this penis hot water bottle
- Bit of fun really
- Works the same as a normal hot water bottle
- With 125% more comedic value
Dimensions:
Measures approximately 60cm (H) x 39.6cm (W) x 3.8cm (D)
Delivery Rates
Standard Delivery starts from just $5.95 per shipment.
Delivery starts out at just $5.95 per shipment. As the size and weight of shipments increase, so does the freight price. To ensure every customer pays a fair price for delivery, an exact shipping price will be displayed to you in the checkout based on the size and weight of the products in your order and your delivery address.
Please note we have a $68-$98 rate for shipping heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks which will be calculated at checkout.
Most orders are shipped using New Zealand Post and these parcels are shipped with no-signature required. For our heavy and bulky goods, these are shipped via Mainfreight with signature required.
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